Purely Belter(2000)

They're a couple of zeros short of a grand

66

1h 35m

  • Comedy,
  • Drama

Overview

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

Cast

  • Charlie Hardwick

    Charlie Hardwick

    Mrs. McCarten

  • Roy Hudd

    Roy Hudd

    Mr. Sewell

  • Tim Healy

    Tim Healy

    Mr. McCarten

  • Kevin Whately

    Kevin Whately

    Mr. Caird

  • Kerry Ann Christiansen

    Kerry Ann Christiansen

    Bridget

  • Tracey Wilkinson

    Tracey Wilkinson

    Mrs. Caird

  • Willie Ross

    Willie Ross

    Ginga

  • Val McLane

    Val McLane

    Maureen

  • Adam Fogerty

    Adam Fogerty

    Zak

  • Anne Orwin

    Anne Orwin

    Auntie Maud

  • Lynne Wilmot

    Lynne Wilmot

    Cashier

  • Brendan P. Healy

    Brendan P. Healy

    Park Worker

  • Alan Shearer

    Alan Shearer

    Himself

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    Status

    Released (Nov 3, 2000)

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