The Onion Movie(2008)

America's Finest News Source.

61

1h 20m

  • Comedy

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

  • Len Cariou

    Len Cariou

    Norm Archer

  • Steven Seagal

    Steven Seagal

    Cock Puncher

  • Larissa Laskin

    Larissa Laskin

    Dana Dobbs

  • Ken Takemoto

    Ken Takemoto

    Sensei

  • Don McManus

    Don McManus

    Dennis McCormick

  • Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

    Michael Bolton

  • Ahmed Ahmed

    Ahmed Ahmed

    Ahmed

  • Brendan Fletcher

    Brendan Fletcher

    White Black Guy Tim

  • Daniel Dae Kim

    Daniel Dae Kim

    Ivy Leaguer

  • Meredith Baxter

    Meredith Baxter

    Cooking Show Chef

  • Jed Rees

    Jed Rees

    Wizard Proteus

  • Rodney Dangerfield

    Rodney Dangerfield

    Rodney Dangerfield

  • Brian Powell

    Brian Powell

    Typical Neighbor Husband

  • Scott Klace

    Scott Klace

    Kip Kendall

  • Barbara Pilavin

    Barbara Pilavin

    Alzheimers Old Lady

  • Sandy Kenyon

    Sandy Kenyon

    Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

  • Orlando Seale

    Orlando Seale

    Producer

  • Erik Stolhanske

    Erik Stolhanske

    Producer

  • Sarah McElligott

    Sarah McElligott

    Melissa Cherry

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Status

Released (May 31, 2008)

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